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The perfect way to woo a lover is by the help of Funny love sayings. So SMS the varied cute love quotes and sayings given below or just drop in some of it to jazz up a conversation to watch your sweetheart laugh out whole-heartedly. Using these cute short love sayings of various famous personalities will not only make you sound very romantic, but also make you appear clever and well read.
List of Funny Love sayings
- If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question By Lily Tomlin
- The bravest thing that men do is love women. By Mort Sahl
- One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry By Oscar Wilde
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. By Anonymous
- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. By Samuel Johnson
- Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. By Albert Einstein
- You cant put a price tag on love, but you can all its accessories. By Melanie Clark
- The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. By Woody Allen
- Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely. - By Basta
- I Love making friends. It is the people I can't stand. - By Linus
- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. - By Samuel Johnson
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. - By Anonymous
- It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. - By Fred Allen
- One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry - By Oscar Wilde
- The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. - By George Bernard Shaw
- There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars. - By John Kenneth Galbraith
- Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. - By Helen Rowland
- Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating By Unknown
- Love: the delusion that one woman differs from another By Unknown
- Think of love as a card game:
first, get rid of the jokers,
throw away the hearts,
keep the diamonds...
then try to get a king By Unknown
- There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy - Her heart By Unknown
- Sometimes I wonder if men
and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then By Anonymous
- I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste By Unknown
- Honesty is the key to a relationship.
If you can fake that, you're in By Unknown
- When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second
seems like an hour. That's relativity - By Unknown
- No ones perfect.
It's when you see past the imperfections
that you call it love By Unknown
- Love is a game
that two can play and both win By Unknown
- One good thing about Internet dating:
you're guaranteed to click with
whomever you meet By Unknown
- You have to kiss a lot of toads
before you find a handsome prince By Unknown
- Before you find your handsome prince,
You've got to kiss a lot of frogs By Unknown
- The difference between genius and stupidity is;
genius has its limits By Unknown
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