Funny Valentine Quotes

Sharing a few laughs with your loved one is a good way to celebrate any occasion; and valentine funny quotes are a fun way of celebrating this day. There are lots of quotes out there, which will bring a smile on you and your partners face. Many people have come up with their own humorous explanation of Valentine's Day.

Humorous Valentines Day Quotes

Everybody appreciates a good sense of humor. As Valentines Day approaches, you will find that many boyfriend, husband, girlfriend, wives etc look for humorous quotes to share with their beloved, some lighter moments, in the day. Here are some funny Valentine's Day quotes for you:

I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's Day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine. - Anonymous

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. -Tracy Smith

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. -Anonymous

Today is Valentine's Day; or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. -Jay Leno

The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only' Valentine's cards, now on sale: 4 for $5. -Anonymous

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. -Anonymous