Top 10 Funny Pick Up Lines

Pickup lines are shared for a good laugh or too extend friendship. Various kinds of pickup lines are used by women and mostly men. However, the one at the receiving end of such a line might not be very happy with it. The one who uses such pickup lines must be ready for either a hug or a tight slap. Be careful!

Funny pickup lines can leave you rolling on the grounds or seethe in anger. A great sense of humor can break the ice with a stranger. Instead of bothering someone why not be tactful as you extend friendship to a guy or a girl who you liked at once. The humorous lines also brings a smile on his/her face and that can be satisfying enough.

Be the patron of happiness and spread it while chanting some great funny pickup lines. There are many that can be successfully at any occasion to woo the attention of a man or a girl. In most of the cases, it is a girl who is at he receiving end unless she is too smart to counter it.

These top 10 funny pickup lines can earn you a great friend or a stern look. Be prepared for both. The top 10 funny pickup lines are useful and have been lined up for your use.

• Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the moment I fell in love.
   
• Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
   
• Stall inspector. As per regulations, I'm just crawling into your stall to make sure your toilet will hold two people.
   
• If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.
   
• Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
   
• I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
   
• Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
   
• Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
   
• Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  
   
• Give me your picture please. I want to prove that angel really exists.