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Retirement Quotes and Sayings

Retirement is a relaxing phase of life after years of long struggle. This relaxation is taken as positive as well as in negative sense. Hence, all retirement quotes show the brighter as well as the darker side of life after retirement.

Quotes on life after retirement can make you feel nostalgic and remind you of the past days that you spent working. With retirement come loads of scopes and desires to complete your unfulfilled dreams which you could not fulfill in the days of strenuous work and pressure.

Funny Retirement Quotes

"I've been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They're called naps"
Merri Brownworth
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"When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you"
Gene Perret
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"Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it"
Gene Perret
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"Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money"
Jonathan Clements
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"When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income"
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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"The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. "
Abe Lemons
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"Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it"
Abigail Charleson
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"Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever"
Gene Perret
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"Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself"
Hartman Jule
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"There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working"
Robert Half
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"Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf"
Gene Perret
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"The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income"
George Foreman
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"Retirement is the ugliest word in the language"
Ernest Hemingway
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"In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball"
Gene Perret
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"Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to"
Harry Emerson Fosdick
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"Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did"
Malcolm Forbes
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"Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese"
Gene Perret
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"Retire from work, but not from life"
M.K. Soni
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"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job"
Ella Harris
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"When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch"
R.C. Sherriff
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Last Updated: 08-Oct-2011

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