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"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species"
W.Somerset Maugham
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"True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one"
La Rochefoucauld
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"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty."
Woody Allen
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"I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them."
Mae West
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"But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down"
Woody Allen
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"Love is being stupid together. "
Paul Valery
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"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down."
Woody Allen
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
Rodney Dangerfield
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"Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough."
Pierre Beaumarchais
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"Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it."
Josh Billings
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"Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them."
H. L. Mencken
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"All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems."
Shelley Winters
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"Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much."
Zora Neale Hurston
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"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip."
Jonathan Carroll
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"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much."
Colin Chapman
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"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry
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"Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to."
Alfred A. Montapert
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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
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"If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books."
Alan King
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"How do you know love is gone? If you said that you would be there at seven and you get there by nine, and he or she has not called the police yet - it's gone."
Marlene Dietrich
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