Funny Love Quotes and Sayings

Funny Love Quotes have always been entertaining to read. Love has all aspects which include emotion, anger, smile, tears, joy and fun.

Like all other aspects, fun in love makes it appear livelier. There is little bit of fun required in every relationship. So is the case with love too.

Sweet funny love quotes have been drawing attention of many people over generations as everyone believes that fun is an important ingredient of life. 

Funny Quotes on Love

Ever wondered how love can be expressed in a funny way? Don't worry. MyDearValentine has an amazing collection of some of the most unique quotes qhich help you express love in the funniest manner. 

Read these funny quotes on love and use them to enrich lovely relationships in your life.

"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch"

Cathy Carlyle

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"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."

Woodrow Wyatt

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"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

Albert Einstein

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"You cannot love a car the way you love a horse. The horse brings out human feelings the way machines cannot do. Things like machines may develop or neglect certain things in people ... Machines make our life impersonal and stultify certain elements in us and create an impersonal environment"

Albert Einstein

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"Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat."

Ben Hecht

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"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all"

Helen Rowland

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"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"

Freud

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"You call it madness, but I call it love."

Don Byas

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"Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw"

Fran Lebowitz

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"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question"

Lily Tomlin

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"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one"

Glenn Beck

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"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty."

Woody Allen

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"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down."

Woody Allen

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"Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate"

Sandra J. Dykes

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"A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one."

Mae West

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"A love without indiscretion is no lover at all"

Thomas Hardy

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"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories"

Melanie Clark

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"Love is a grave mental disease"

Plato

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"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species"

W.Somerset Maugham

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"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love"

Albert Einstein

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