Funny Love Quotes and Sayings

Funny Love quotes have always been entertaining to read. Love has all aspects which include emotion, anger, smile, tears, joy and fun.

Like all other aspects, fun in love makes it appear livelier. There is little bit of fun required in every relationship. So is the case with love too.

Sweet funny love quotes have been drawing attention of many people over generations as everyone believes that fun is an important ingredient of life. 

Funny Quotes on Love

Ever wondered how love can be expressed in a funny way? Don't worry. MyDearValentine has an amazing collection of some of the most unique quotes qhich help you express love in the funniest manner. 

Read these funny quotes on love and use them to enrich lovely relationships in your life.

"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me."

Winston Churchill

"You cannot love a car the way you love a horse. The horse brings out human feelings the way machines cannot do. Things like machines may develop or neglect certain things in people ... Machines make our life impersonal and stultify certain elements in us and create an impersonal environment"

Albert Einstein

"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch"

Cathy Carlyle

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."

Anonymous

"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."

Henry Louis Mencken

"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species"

W.Somerset Maugham

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"

Freud

"Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw"

Fran Lebowitz

"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."

Pearl Baile

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell"

Joan Crawford

"I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them."

Mae West

"Love is a grave mental disease"

Plato

"Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat."

Ben Hecht

"A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one."

Mae West

"But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down"

Woody Allen

"Love is being stupid together. "

Paul Valery

"Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman"

Oscar Wilde

"Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate"

Sandra J. Dykes

"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

Albert Einstein

"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love"

Albert Einstein