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Funny Girlfriend Quotes

A dash of humor always adds fun and joy to love life and hence it is always desirable. It also keeps the relationship fresh and alive.

When in a relationship, you must share more light moments with your girlfriend by exhibiting the humorous side of your persona. Try these Funny girlfriend quotes to create an ambiance which she can never forget.

Believe it or not, this will make her come closer to you as these funny quotes always bring a smile on her face! Won’t you like that? So try these funny sayings and see how her face glows as she shares those special moments with you!

  1. "My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I came back drunk."

  2. "Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde"

  3. "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones."

  4. "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one."

  5. "Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

  6. "Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. - Jerry Lewis"

  7. "It is impossible to love and be wise. - Francis Bacon"

  8. "Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx"

  9. "The only people who make love all the time are liars. - Louis Jordan"

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