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Funny QuotesOne of the essential ingredients for a happy life is laughter. Funny quotes in their own simple way raise the humor quotient in our lives. Short funny notes with their use of words and thoughts makes you smile. You can share them with anyone and everyone. You can even text some humorous quotes to your colleagues in the morning and have a bright and cheerful start to the day.

Wondering how to start a conversation with some one you like? Share some of the smart funny notes and break the ice. These one-liners always have an element of humor and wit that lightens up the mood. Read out some funny lines when you take a coffee break in office. Let us look at some of the best funny quotes that you can share with your friends and colleagues.

Best Funny Quotes

"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
Steven Wright
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"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
Ronald Reagan
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.- Albert Einstein "
Albert Einstein
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"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
Mae West
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"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. "
George Bernard Shaw
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"A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers."
H. L. Mencken
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"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
Tommy Lasorda
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"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx
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"Ninety percent of the game is half mental"
Jim Wohford
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"Electricity is really just organized lightning"
George Carlin
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"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time"
Steven Wright
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"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
Albert Einstein
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"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
Groucho Marx
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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat"
Erma Bombeck
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"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva."
Josh Groban
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