Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings

Funny friendship Quotes makes you revive humorous moments of your friendship. Do you often wonder about the pranks you've played with your friends and smile within? Share the same thoughts with your buddies with these cute notes of friendship.

Whether you are in school, college or working you would always have your best pals with whom you have cracked the funniest moments of your life. Simple funny lines on friendship will make you get back to your old days and laugh together in joy.

These cute funny notes keep you occupied. You can text each other some humorous friendship one liners whilst taking a ride together in a metro or on your way back home from school.

You can even utter them loud to each other or keep them as your status message in your chosen messenger service. You can browse over some of the funny friendship Quotes and choose the one you like best.

"A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."

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"You know we are good friends, if you smile I smile, if you cry I cry if you are mad I'm also mad and if you jump of a cliff, trust me, I will miss your e-mails."

Anonymous

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"Friendship. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul."

Ambrose Bierce

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"I have lost friends, some by dath, others through sheer inability to cross the street."

Anonymous

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"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places."

Mark Twain

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"There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool."

G.K. Chesterton

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2012-02-06TweetVote Here

"Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods."

Esther M. Clark

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2012-02-05TweetVote Here

"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty."

Anonymous

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2012-02-05TweetVote Here

"There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."

Benjamin Franklin

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"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."

Jim Hayes

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"A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet."

Anonymous

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2012-02-03TweetVote Here

"If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap."

Anonymous

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2012-02-03TweetVote Here

"A true friend never gets in your way unless you are going down."

Arnold H. Glasgow

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"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."

Jim Hayes

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"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty."

Sicilian Proverb

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"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."

Bernard Meltzer

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"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"

Doug Larson

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"Your friend is the man who knows you and still likes you."

Elbert Hubbard

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"Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused."

Mason Cooley

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"Everyone should have at least two friends - one to talk to and one to talk about."

Anonymous

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