Funny Love Poems
When we think of Love poems, mostly soulful thought and serious expressions capture our minds. Of course, love sonnets of Shakespeare and Edmund Spenser or long love poems of Robert Browning and P B Shelley are the greatest ones, but one can not deny the need of funny love poems in our life. These poems are good for a healthy laugh, as they carry a satirical tone. These poems may not be romantic, but these enjoyable love poems certainly represent one face of love.
Suited Pair by Angela Rose
Do you remember our very first date?
The movie we saw and all the popcorn we ate?
At the end of the evening I puckered my lips.
I was expecting a kiss like in the movie scripts.
But you were too shy to kiss me that night.
Instead you hugged me beneath the porch light.
I thought that was bad, and didn’t expect your call,
the next day when you asked me to go to the mall.
We’ve been like two peas in a pod ever since.
I am your princess, and you are my prince.
We may be much older and losing our hair,
but the world’s never known a more well-suited pair.
I Came to buy a smile today
by Emily Dickinson
'"Came to buy a smile today
But just a single smile
The smallest one upon your face
Will suit me just as well
The one that no one else would miss
It shone so very small
I'm pleading at the "counter" - sir
Could you afford to sell
I've Diamonds -- on my fingers
You know what Diamonds are?
I've Rubies - live the Evening Blood
And Topaz - like the star!
'Twould be "a Bargain" for a Jew!
Say - may I have it - Sir?"
The Movie of Our Life
by Darien
The Movie of Our Life
In the movie of our life,
starring you and me.
Hollywood is in for a treat,
wait until they see.
The stage is all ours,
so let's put on a good show.
We act these roles so well,
but they will never know.
Shakespeare seems out of date,
Romeo and Juliet got old.
Baby they have nothing on us,
so let our story be told.
We write romance scenes,
like forever had no end.
It all comes so natural,
with an amazing girlfriend.
We've only gotten started,
the end is far from now.
Nothing can break us up,
not even a broken vow.
People watch the notebook,
is that all Hollywood's got?
Girl, you and me alone,
make those scenes look hot.
They'll write a story one day,
and a movie to go with it.
Just get us to act it out,
It would be the greatest hit.
We may never be Hollywood's hottest,
Brad and Angelina will be in the past.
It will last as long as their careers,
but baby you and I will forever last.
Short Funny Love Poems
My Love Is Like to Ice by Edmund Spenser (1552 - 1599)
My love is like to ice, and I to fire:
How come it then that this her cold is so great
Is not dissolved through my so hot desire,
But harder grows the more I her entreat?
Or how comes it that my exceeding heat
Is not allayed by her heart-frozen cold,
But that I burn much more in boiling sweat,
And feel my flames augmented manifold?
What more miraculous thing may be told,
That fire, which is congealed with senseless cold,
Should kindle fire by wonderful device?
Such is the power of love in gentle mind,
That it can alter all the course of kind.
Stella's Birthday March 13, 1719 by Jonathan Swift
Stella this day is thirty-four,
(We shan't dispute a year or more:)
However, Stella, be not troubled,
Although thy size and years are doubled,
Since first I saw thee at sixteen,
The brightest virgin on the green;
So little is thy form declin'd;
Made up so largely in thy mind.
Oh, would it please the gods to split
Thy beauty, size, and years, and wit;
No age could furnish out a pair
Of nymphs so graceful, wise, and fair;
With half the lustre of your eyes,
With half your wit, your years, and size.
And then, before it grew too late,
How should I beg of gentle Fate,
(That either nymph might have her swain,)
To split my worship too in twain
Funny Valentine Poems
A funny poem by Emily Dickinson
"Funny -to be a Century
And see the People going by
I should die of the Oddity
But then I'm not so staid as He
He keeps His Secrets safely very
Were He to tell extremely sorry
This Bashful Globe of Ours would be
So dainty of Publicity"
