Thanksgiving Jokes

The festive spirit of Thanksgiving is adorned with fun and enjoyment where it is all about sharing happy moments of togetherness. Share a hearty laugh and spill out the humorous ambience in the party with Thanksgiving jokes. Bring a smile on to the face of your near and dear ones and share some light moments of humor and fun with jokes on Thanksgiving.

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Let us have a look at the Thanksgiving jokes that ushers in a light and bright mood at the Thanksgiving party.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?
A: A Turkey.

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play.

Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
A: He had an arrow escape.

Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock

Q: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
A: To keep his wig warm.

Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!

Q: What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
A: Fangs-giving.

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," a student wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

Q: What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
A: God save the kin.

Q: What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
A: Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside.

Q: What will a turkey with a dramatic bent of mind say to another turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
A: To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.

Q: How can you make a turkey float?
A: You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

Send across these hilarious Thanksgiving riddles and one-liners to your friends and share a hearty laugh over the festival Thanksgiving and the Turkey. Thanksgiving jokes introduce a light moments and an ambience of fun in the celebration.

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