Halloween Jokes

Celebrated on October 31st every year, Halloween is one of the most popular festivals of United States of America. Halloween costumes, Halloween jokes, Halloween decorations, Halloween themes are the most common traditions of the event.

One of the very popular customs of Halloween party is trick-or-treating. The children enjoy it the most. They hop from one house to another dressed in Halloween costumes and ask for treats, which may include everything from candies to cakes.

During the Halloween, young children dress-up in themed costumes to take part in costume parties. The other popular activities of Halloween include carving jack-o'-lanterns, ghost tours and haunted trips, apple bobbing, telling scary stories, and watching horror films. Pranks and Halloween jokes form the most important part of the event.

Some popular Halloween jokes are:

• Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite
• What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
• Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy
• How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray
• What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck
• Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately
• Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don't have any body to go out with
• What do ghosts add to their morning cereal? Booberries
• What is a vampire's favorite sport? Casketball
• What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving
• What would a monster's psychiatrist be called? Shrinkenstein
• What did one ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in people?"
• What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer
• Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They're so wrapped up in themselves
• What kind of streets does zombies like the best? Dead ends
• What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your sheet belts
• What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel
• What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation? A scareplane
• What type of dog do vampire's like the best? Bloodhounds
• What is a ghoul's favorite flavor? Lemon-slime
• What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich
• What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? A trombone
• What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets
• Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath
• What's a vampire's favorite fast food? A guy with very high blood pressure
• Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation

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