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Friendship has its own intricate pattern. As we progress through the journey of life, we meet several people who become our friends.
Some funny friendship quotes make us break in a fit of giggles. Laughter is surely infectious and so here at My Dear Valentine, we are giving some funny friendship quotes, for you to have guffaws.
“Friends are forever”
Friendship like most good things in life should be special. To be with a confidante, a philosopher, guide or any one else is simply pure friendship. There are innumerable funny friendship quotes that will tickle your funny bones. There are several cute friendship quotes. One can also download or read famous funny friendship quotes from the internet and send across some quotes to your good friends or best friends. These free funny friendship quotes are absolutely free and can be sent across to anyone at any time.
So, go through the list of a few funny quotes and enjoy a great Friendship Day for years to come.
Funny Friendship Quotes
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
-- Berton Averre
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
-- Source Unknown
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
-- Jane Austen
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.
-- Mark Twain
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
-- George Carlin
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
-- Jim Hayes
I saw a close friend of mine the other day. He said "How come you haven't called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no 5 on it." He said, "How long have you had it?" I said, "I don't know. My calendar has no 7s."
-- Steven Wright
“There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” By Benjamin Franklin
“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” By Harry Truman
“Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.” By Bertrand Russell
“A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.” By Hemingway
“Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend’s forehead.” Old Chinese Proverb
“My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.” By Benjamin Disraeli
“The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right”. By Mark Twain
“True friends stab you in the front”. By Oscar Wilde
“A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative”. By George Ade
“In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards”. By Mark Twain
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