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Pick Up Lines for Girls

Hey girls, do you ever get shy or tongue-tied around a guy you really like? Then maybe you should stop letting your pretty face do the talking.

Why not try to dazzle the handsome fellow with words of wisdom, poetry or deep thoughts? Naah, forget it. Chances are you would confuse the poor fellow. Instead, why not just memorize some of these awesome one liners?

Pull one of these and that guy will be giggling like a fool and hopefully (if he has the slightest radar for picking up interested female signals) he will ask you out. So here we go…

Here are pickup lines for girls that will shock, tickle and amuse your future boy toy.

  1. I speak only in rhymes. I will give you a nickel to tickle your pickle.

  2. Either you’re the hottest guy in the room or I need my eyes checked. (Check glasses or contacts) Huh, I guess so.

  3. I’m looking for a guy who has a VCR. Yeah Very Cute Rear.

  4. I’m a volunteer firefighter. Let me teach you how to stop, drop and roll.

  5. Wow, you’re so hot I think they pulled you right from the oven.

  6. Dude, are you smoking? (Guy says no) Oh yeah, I think you are.

  7. My hands are freezing! Got anywhere warm I can stick them?

  8. So are you the independent type of guy, or the kind that likes a cute girl to look after you?

  9. Wow it’s uncanny. You look just like my future boyfriend.

  10. Do you like to wrestle? Buy me a drink first?

  11. Are you accepting applications for smoking hot girlfriend?

  12. Well? My lips aren’t going to kiss themselves.

  13. Finally, I meet a guy who isn’t shy!

  14. I’m really turned on by funny guys. You look funny.

  15. So…know any good pickup lines for girls to use on guys?

  16. Are you a boxer? Because one glance at you and you knock me off my feet!

  17. There’s something about you that I really like. I dunno what it is.

  18. I never do this but…I’m so tired of waiting for you to say hi. And I want to dance. Let’s go.

  19. (If a man is staring) So? Are you asking me out or not?

  20. Hey! How are you? Don’t recognize me? It’s me, ____! (Guy says he doesn’t know you) Well, you know my now! My name’s _____!

  21. Do you sleep on your tummy? (Guy says no) May I sometime?

  22. Aren’t you John Holmes? Oh sorry, I was just looking at your, umm, heart.

  23. What’s a nice boy like you doing with a tight ass like that?

  24. I’m not drunk…I just get really goofy around hot looking guys.

  25. Your hot bod is like Wonderland. And I’m Alice.

  26. You look like a big strong man. I only look for strong guys because well, I’m a handful.

  27. My new nickname for you is Country Crock. Because you can spread me anytime!

  28. Excuse me, is my underwear showing? (Guy says no) Would you like them to be showing?

  29. So is it true what they say about guys with big feet? I’ll be the judge of that.

  30. You remind me of my coffee. Big, strong and always black!

  31. I’m a palm reader. (Read his palm) It says you’re going to call me this week.

  32. I lost my teddy bear. (Pout) Would you like to be my replacement teddy bear?

  33. I’m not feeling like me right now. Can I feel you instead?

  34. Sorry I’m in standby mode. Can you please turn me on?

  35. Do you have a picture I can have? I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas.

  36. I know someone who likes you. I can’t say who it is…I’m too shy.

  37. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Irving? (In case you do meet an Irving, I guess no kiss for you!)

  38. Don’t be afraid! I’m just saying hello. Don’t be intimidated! I’m just saying my name. Now relax…I would like to chat about beer.

  39. Is your name Elmo? (Guys says no) But what if I want to tickle you all over?

  40. I’m just going to stare at you until you buy me a drink.

  41. Global warming is all your fault. You’re just too hot! (This only works on Republicans, go fig)

  42. Maybe we should just make out now and get the awkward stage over with.

  43. (Put a dollar on your head…when he asks why) Well don’t you know? It’s all you can eat for under a dollar!

  44. Can I borrow that Chap Stick you have on?

  45. If you were a Transformer, you would be Rodimus Fine.

  46. You’ve been bad. Prepare for corporal punishment.

  47. I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

  48. My slutty friend said to blow you…a kiss.

  49. ASL? (Only works in person)

  50. Do you have butt implants? (Guy says no) I’ll be the judge of that.

So there you have it. Together with a bombshell appearance, these pickup lines will charm a man’s heart forever. While some guys may feel weird about aggressive females, most guys just want the interaction! Just a word of caution, girls. If you really like the guy then go ahead and use these suggestive lines freely.
However, if you have second thoughts then you might want to take a step back. It’s like they always say, be careful what you wish for. If you wave a guy in with a cool pick up line you might never get rid of the lonely fellow! Of course, this is all relative to the age old tradition of just glancing at a guy until he takes the hint. Sometimes shy guys need a little bit of encouragement before they take a chance. Whatever works…and whatever ensures you’re not alone on Valentine’s Day!