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Dirty Pick Up Lines

Girls love something suggestive, something that would be a great turn on for them. You must have heard some pick-up lines in movies, but there are too many clichés that don’t sound innovative. Instead of being a goodie boy or a shy suitor, give a little more thought to make a decisive move on winning over a girl you like. Forget about the classy pick-up lines because they tend to be boring. It’s time to play innovative and say some dirty pick-up lines that would surprise your prey!

If you have the nerve to get a woman’s attention, what’s the harm in being a little naughty and forthright? Speak your mind with these cheesy pick-up lines.

  1. I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

  2. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

  3. I have an eight inch tongue and can hold my breath for hours.

  4. Are you going to the party later on? You know, the one in your mouth. Everyone’s coming.

  5. Your spirit animal is a horse. And I want to ride you.

  6. (In a place with barstools) May I push in your stool?

  7. Would our relationship be all about mindless f@#ing? Or is there a chance we could fall in love?

  8. You will always have a place to sit, so as long as I have a face.

  9. Why are your breasts staring at my eyes?

  10. Is this shirt cotton? Are these pants felt? (Rub them) They are now. (Works better coming from a girl)

  11. I love clocks, don’t you? Well in that case, why don’t you put two hands and a face on this?

  12. I think you are too drunk to drive home. If you insist…recite the alphabet. Now bend over and spell “R” “U” “N”.

  13. Perhaps we could get together sometime and feed the beaver some wood?

  14. Pardon me but you seem to have a dickfore on your head. (She says what’s a dickfore) I’ll show you…

  15. Give me five! (Leave your hand up for the rest of the conversation) Now give me elbow. Now give me shoulder. Now give me nose. Now give me head. (Unfortunately, some guys will be head-butted at this point)

  16. You have nice legs. Want to eat out tonight?

  17. So do you recognize me from one of the many adult movies I starred in? (Bonus points if you say it in Troy McClure’s voice and list the movies)

  18. (Take a screw with you and pull it out) Wanna screw?

  19. There are plenty of fish in the sea. But you’re the only one I want to catch and er, mount.

  20. Just give me a chance. What will you waste? Just six hours of your life—and one hour more if you want foreplay.

  21. (Call her over with the come hither gesture) I knew if I fingered you this long you would come.

  22. I worship you. Your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Easter. And all I want to do is spend some time up between the holidays.

  23. They call me Mister Coffee. Because I’m strong, black and grind so fine.

  24. I want you to know how I feel. Please, use both hands.

  25. I love carnival games! Say, why don’t you sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight!

  26. Let’s play the game called Lion. First, you get down on all fours and growl while I give you the meat.

  27. Let’s play midget boxing? Okay, first, get down on your knees and give me a couple blows! (Don’t blame us if she punches you in the gonads)

  28. Want to play the game called Pearl Harbor?…. I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

  29. I’m Winnie-the-Poo and I want to get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

  30. (Write this on a napkin and give it to someone) Smile if you want to date me. Look disgusted if you just want to shag my brains out.

  31. Were you ever a chicken farmer? No? Because I swear, you sure know how to raise a…

And now, to be fair, it’s time we admit that women can be just as dirty-minded as men. So let’s analyze some of the most popular and dirty women’s pickup lines.  
  1. My name’s ____. From the bathroom wall. You know for a good time call ___?

  2. Do you like playing pool? Great, you bring the balls and I’ll bring the rack.

  3. Oh my God! Did you just throw a water balloon at me? Oh yeah then why am I all wet?

  4. I’m on a liquid diet and I’m starving. What do you have to eat?

  5. Hi my name is ___ and I don’t have gag reflex.

  6. I feel like a tropical island today. I am hot, wet and just waiting for some tourists.

Now wasn’t that sweet? Reciting some of these lines is a game within itself. If you can go a whole night without being assaulted by an offended bar patron, then you win!
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