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Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Don’t you just love cheese? Cheese on pizza is good, cheese on burgers is good.

Cheese in your pick up lines? Well, sometimes it’s good and sometimes it’s like American cheese on ice cream—gross. So use cheesy pick up lines carefully, and try to feel the person out before you go ahead and take a chance. You face a 50/50 battle, one that could end with a hand block, a cold shoulder or maybe, just maybe a laugh.

Cheesy pick up lines work best when they’re ha-ha funny.

  1. Sorry, were you talking to me? (No) Well by all means, please start!

  2. I’m invisible. (But I can see you) Great, how’s Friday night sound?

  3. I’ll bet you $10 I can kiss you without using my lips. (Kiss her) Looks like I lost.

  4. I have Skittles in my mouth. I invite you to taste the rainbow.


  5. I’m like M&M. I melt in your mouth not in your hand.

  6. I hate to see you go. But I do like watching you leave.

  7. So you want to chat? Or shall we continue flirting from a distance?

  8. If you were a phaser you would be set to stunning.

  9. I’ve been noticing that you are not noticing me. I must do something about this.

  10. Smile if you want my phone number. Frown if you just want to pinch my ass for your own amusement.

  11. Stay off the grass, you hottie, the sprinklers might go off!

  12. I forgot my pickup line. Gorgeous women have that effect on me.

  13. What toy are you? I myself am a Rubik’s Cube. The more you play with me the harder I get!

  14. See my friend over there waving? He wants to know if you think I’m hot.

  15. I am a doctor. (Prove it) You have 206 bones in your body. Would you like one more?

  16. I broke my trumpet the other day. May I blow yours?

  17. You’re like a beautiful train wreck. I just can’t look away.

  18. Do you have a minute to spare? I would like to hit on you and attempt to pick you up. Okay ready? Here it goes…

  19. You work for Cingular, right? Well, you are raising my bar that’s for sure.

  20. You remind me of homework. I like to do my homework on the table.

  21. Do you take kung-fu? Because your body is kicking!

  22. I have a rocket launch scheduled today. First stop, your moons and then Uranus.

  23. Here’s a ten. Keep drinking until I’m good looking and then let’s chat.

  24. I am gay, but you may be able to convert me.

  25. Would you like a baby? (Um no) Well we can still practice.

  26. Do you have a pond? (Why yes) Can I fish in it since all the others seem to be dry or closed?

  27. I can guess your name. Do you have a hurricane named after you? (Maybe…) Well I figure, because you just blow me away.

  28. I’m like Little Caesar’s pizza—hot and ready. Speaking of pizza, want to screw and then eat pizza? Okay how about just screw? How about just pizza? How about I screw myself and eat pizza? Great!

  29. Are you related to the actor Jean-Claude Van Damme? (Why?) Because Jean-Claude Van Damme says you’re sexy!

  30. If I had a nickel for every time someone as beautiful as you talked to me…I’d have five whole cents.

  31. I say we make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

  32. Let’s make like a tree and leave. No seriously, I got leaves if you know what I mean.

  33. Congratulations! You’ve won the (cheap beer brand) Award for Insane Hotness. All you need to do is give me your name, phone number and measurements and you will be entered into our grand prize drawing. Your take-home prize today, a free date with me!

  34. You are like a pop tart. You are cool cuz’ you’re hot. (Or if you want to get slapped…) You’re a tart I’d like to pop.

  35. How many men have died from your beautiful glances? How many more? Why won’t you just commit?

  36. It’s my birthday. I think you should give me a birthday kiss. (Is it really your birthday?) No, but this is for next year.

And last but not least, we couldn’t help ourselves. We found 10 Trekkie pick up lines which are cheesy but awesome. This will kill at Akon, folks.

  1. Your mouth may say “Shields up…” but your eyes are saying, “Hull breach imminent.”

  2. Once you’ve had Vulcan ears you never go back.

  3. Prepare to be probed and boarded.

  4. Care to pet my tribble? No trouble.

  5. I see you’ve set your phasers to stunning.

  6. I would like to boldly go where you’ve let no man go before.

  7. Even though I want to go warp speed…I’m willing to go at impulse just for you.

  8. Nice Asimov.

  9. Are you a Betazoid? Are you sensing something massive and destructive in my pants?

  10. If we allowed our females to wear clothes…you would look captivating in red.

In closing, just remember cheese doesn’t go on everything. If you bring too much cheese to a fun and flirty “natural” conversation, you’re going to lose points. Save the cheese for pizza days and avoid the cheese for fancy dinners. You get the picture, hotshot?