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Best Pick-up Lines

So have you just been stealing hearts with your awesome “Er…hi!” pickup line? No? Maybe it’s time to think about adding a few lines to your verbal repertoire.

No worry, we actually went out and found some of the best lines going around the bar and club scene these days.

Some of these are flirty and some are just sweet. What matters is that they all work! So let’s get to it…

Below are 50 of the best pick-up lines out there.

  1. If you were a car and I was a stop light, I would turn red just so I could look at you longer.

  2. If I had a quarter for all the times I saw someone as gorgeous as you, I’d have a quarter.

  3. Your name should be in the dictionary because there is no word good enough to describe you.

  4. We should go look at wedding cakes, we’ll look great on top.

  5. You’re so beautiful you should be my wife.



  6. You’re as hot as a jalapeño

  7. I lost a key. (Which one?) The key to your heart.

  8. I’m a genie. Now that I’m here, what is your next wish?

  9. I’ve heard that kissing prolongs life. Why don’t we go prolong both of ours?

  10. I’m a Tickle me Elmo. Go ahead and try!

  11. You can only really know a person after you make love. You want to get to know each other?

  12. Will you be my drum, so I can bang you whenever I want?

  13. If I were a cop, I’d give you a ticket. It has got to be against the law to look that good.

  14. You are so stunning; you can taser me any time you want to!

  15. You look like you could use a strong man in your life. Can I be him?

  16. We better leave soon. You are making all the other women jealous.

  17. You have to be famous for all that beauty. Can I have your autograph?

  18. Sex can kill. Do you want to die happy with me?

  19. I have two tickets to go see (insert concert/etc). Would you like to come with me?

  20. Let’s make a deal. I’ll cook dinner for you and later you can cook breakfast for me.

  21. You must be an alien. My heart was just abducted by you.

  22. Let’s listen to Nike! and just do it!

  23. (Signal person to come over with your finger) I just made you come with my finger. Now what could I do to you with the rest of my body?

  24. Sorry, my friend is embarrassed. Will you give me your number so I can tell her where to call me at tomorrow morning?

  25. You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind forever.

  26. Will you let me buy you your last drink so you can come home with me?

  27. Would you allow me to be your heart and beat inside you?

  28. If you were any taller or shorter, you wouldn’t be the perfect girl for me.

  29. You remind me of my coffee, Tall, Dark and Strong.

  30. Can I borrow your phone please? I was supposed to let my ex know whenever I found someone better.

  31. Did you hear that loud boom? That’s the sound of my heart pounding whenever you are near.

  32. Can I take a picture of you? That way I can wake up to the face of an angel every day.

  33. Can I take a picture of you? Because you are exactly what I want to ask Santa to get me for Christmas.

  34. You must cause amnesia! You just made me forget what I was about to say.

  35. Are you a twin? Then you must be the most gorgeous woman in this world.

  36. I like long walks on the beach and watching the sunset. Would you like to join me?

  37. You just gave me my first piercing. You pierced my heart with those beautiful sultry eyes of yours.

  38. Men are not worth your tears darling. But me? I won’t ever make you cry even though you would cry over me.

  39. If you were a book, you would be my favorite and I would be checking you out of the library every week.

  40. What color are your eyes because I have never seen a color as beautiful as that anywhere else before?

  41. You would never have to sleep, if sleep helped people to look better.

  42. (Clutch your heart) (She) What’s wrong? (You) I think my heart just stopped beating when I saw you.

  43. Do you know any other magic tricks? (She) no why? (You) Because every time I look at you, I can’t see anyone else.

  44. I hope my luck with you isn’t the same as my luck with the lottery. (She) Why? (You) Because I lost the lottery and with my luck you are already taken.

  45. Can you tell me what time it is? Your body looks like an hourglass, but I don’t know how to read your clock.

  46. Can I be a tear in your eye? I can be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and fall off your lips when I die.

  47. I know I may not be the most handsome guy in this place, but I’m in love with the conversation that we are having.

  48. Being as good looking as you has to be a full time job. Do you have time for anything else?

  49. You must be a very religious person. You have just become the answer to all my prayers.

  50. Lovers always leave prints on those they care about. Your footprint is imprinted on my heart forever.
So what do you think? Are you ready to start taking names and numbers? By all means, use some of our pickup lines and share your success story!


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