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Top 20 Funny Love Quotes | | |
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Add fun to your life with Popular Funny Love Quotes. Share a laugh with all these Funny Love Quotes. Given below are Top 20 Funny Love Quotes.
Top 20 Funny Love Quotes
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
Joan Rivers
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
George Carlin
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.
Glenn Beck
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Joan Crawford
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry Kissinger
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
Jean Kerr
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No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
Joyce Brothers
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston Churchill
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
La Rochefoucauld
Love is being stupid together.
Paul Valery
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
Lily Tomlin
When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you.
And she never did.
James Fineous McBride
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
Mae West
You call it madness, but I call it love.
Don Byas
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
Woodrow Wyatt
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Henry Louis Mencken
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
Jonathan Carroll
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