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Funny Love Quotes are a perfect way to bring smile on your face as well as on your friends. If you are depressed or your mood is not so good; you can surely read or share Popular Funny Love Quotes. There are many ways you can bring cheer on your sweetheart's face and you can certainly do it by sending him/her Funny Love Quotes.
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Best Funny Love Quotes
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark
Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.
Anthony Trollope
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Joan Crawford
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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
George Bernard Shaw
Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
Basta
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde
For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.
David Letterman
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
John Kenneth Galbraith
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
Fred Allen
I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
Hilaire Belloc
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
Honore De Balzac
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Mort Sahl
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
Pauline Thomason
I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.
Linus
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Helen Rowland
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith, from the movie: Milk Money
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Unknown
I am not one of those who do not believe in love at first sight, but I believe in taking a second look.
H. Vincent
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
H. L. Mencken
I love him
Oh yes I do
He's for me and not for you
So if be chance you take my place
I'll take my fist and break your face!
Unknown
Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Jonathon Swift
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Brendan Francis
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West
It is impossible to love and be wise.
Francis Bacon
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.
Natalie Wood
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
Joan Rivers
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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