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Funny Anniversary Quotes

Anniversaries are that special day of your life when you get an opportunity to remember all the special moments you had spent together and exchange your wedding vows all over again. Make it more enjoyable for both with the funny anniversary quotes. Make her laugh her heart out as she reads out aloud the funny quotes you wrote for her.

Funny Anniversary Sayings

  1. Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose - Beverly Nichols
  2. Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event - Oscar Wilde
  3. Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought - Ralph Waldo Emerson
  4. Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'
  5. My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met - Rodney Dangerfield
  6. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret - Henry Youngman
  7. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering
  8. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong - Milton Berle
  1. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life - Rita Rudner
  2. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight - Phyllis Diller
  3. An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow
  4. A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short - Andre Maurois
  5. A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
  6. The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.
  7. A successful married life requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.
  8. Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots - Hoosier Farmer
  9. Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
  10. Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night - Paul Hornung
  11. One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again - Judith Viorst
  12. All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble - Raymond Hull
  13. Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences - Isadora Duncan
  14. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
  15. If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
  16. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.