Funny Anniversary Poems

Marriage is a life filled with good and bad days. With marriage come lots of responsibilities and problems too. But marriage anniversaries are the time when you tend to forget everything and celebrate the day that you and your better half came together for the first time. On this special day of marriage anniversary you can add a smile to your loved one's face with the help of funny anniversary poems.

Marriage anniversary is a lovely day to have fun with your loved one, along with wonderful memories of your togetherness as an icing on the cake. So, if you are celebrating this memorable day for yourself or any of your close members, you can certainly add- up some humor with the funny anniversary poems.
 

Excellent Funny Anniversary Poems

You can pick up some of the funny anniversary poems to impart humor to this memorable marriage anniversary celebration. Some the funny anniversary poems are as follows:
 

1. "You have a gift that's sweet
   And rare.
   It's just that you're a perfect pair.
   
   The years go by
   With no regret
   Because you are a perfect set.
   
   What matter if this thought is sappy?
   So long as both of you are happy.
   
   Happy Anniversary!" by Denise Rodgers
    
2. "There must be a wound!
   No one can be this hurt
   and not bleed.
   
   How could she injure me so?
   No marks
   No bruise
   
   Worse!
   People say 'My, you're looking well'
   .....God help me!
   She's mummified me -
   ALIVE!" by Spike Milligan
    
3. "On this your anniversary go out and celebrate
   Think back to years ago when it was your first date
   Remember when life was excitement and thrills
   Instead of nappies and endless bills
   
   When each time you gazed in each others eyes
   You took a trip to paradise
   You held hands and cuddled tight
   Waiting for each love-filled night
   
   Now when your eyes say "let's have some fun"
   Someone will always call out "hey mum"
   It's much too hot to cuddle tight
   And sleep's the only thing you do at night
   
   But forget the kids for just one night
   Have a romantic dinner by candlelight
   And if the candle has a really dim glow
   You'll look like you did all those years ago" by Fiona Ring

These and many more of such funny anniversary poems can be a part of your wonderful anniversary celebrations.